Friday, July 19, 2013

Thought you'd find this interesting

Hi,

I've just learned about the water crisis and thought you would be interested to check out this story:

https://waterforward.charitywater.org

Let me know what you think!

Thanks,
Raja

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Thursday, November 10, 2011

Happy Birthday dear…

Wishes to my friend…

Shez carrying a baby in her womb…

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Ultimate Definitions.......



 
 
 

Wonderfully described definitions ....paradoxical
 
definition of cigarette
CIGARETTE:

A pinch of tobacco
rolled in paper
with fire at one end
and a fool at the other!
 
 
 


definition of marriage
MARRIAGE:

It's an agreement
wherein
a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her master
 
 
 


definition of lecture
LECTURE:

An art of transmitting Information
from the notes of the lecturer
to the notes of students
without passing through the minds
of either
 
 

definition of conference
CONFERENCE:

The confusion of one man
multiplied by the
number present
 
 
 

definition of compromise
COMPROMISE:

The art of dividing
a cake in such a way that
everybody believes
he got the biggest piece
 
 

definition of TEARS
TEARS:

The hydraulic force by which
masculine will power is
defeated by feminine water-power!
 
 
 


 

definition of conference room
CONFERENCE ROOM:

A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on
 
 

definition of ecstasy
ECSTASY:

A feeling when you feel
you are going to feel
a feeling
you have never felt before
 
 

definition of classic
CLASSIC:

A book
which people praise,
but never read
 
 
 

definition of smile
SMILE:

A curve
that can set
a lot of things straight!
 
 
 

definition of office
OFFICE:

A place
where you can relax
after your strenuous
home life
 
 

definition of yawn
YAWN:

The only time
when some married men
ever get to open
their mouth
 
 

definition of etc
ETC:

A sign
to make others believe
that you know
more than
you actually do
 
 

definition of committee
COMMITTEE:

Individuals
who can do
nothing individually
and sit to decide
that nothing can be done
together
 
 
 

definition of experience
EXPERIENCE:

The name
men give
to their
Mistakes
 
 

definition of atom bomb
ATOM BOMB:

An invention
to bring an end
to all
inventions
 
 

definition of philosopher
PHILOSOPHER:

A fool
who torments himself
during life,
to be spoken of
when dead
 

definition of diplomat
DIPLOMAT:

A person
who tells you
to go to hell
in such a way
that you actually look forward
to the trip
 
 
 

definition of opportunist
OPPORTUNIST:

A person
who starts taking bath
if he
accidentally falls
into a river
 
 

definition of optimist
OPTIMIST:

A person
who while falling
from EIFFEL TOWER
says in midway
"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"
 
 

definition of pessimist
PESSIMIST:

A person
who says that
O is the last letter
in ZERO,
Instead of the first letter
in OPPORTUNITY
 
 

definition of miser
MISER:

A person
who lives poor
so that
he can die RICH!
 
 
 

definition of father
FATHER:

A banker
provided by
nature
 
 

definition of criminal
CRIMINAL:

A guy
no different
from the other,
unless he gets caught
 
 

definition of boss
BOSS:

Someone
who is early
when you are late
and late
when you are early
 
 

definition of politician
POLITICIAN:

One who
shakes your hand
before elections
and your Confidence
Later
 
 

definition of doctor
DOCTOR:

A person
who kills
your ills
by pills,
and kills you
by his bills!

 

 

 

 

 


Monday, September 14, 2009

News channel spoof

the year is 2020 and India’s much awaited MAN-ON-THE-MOON mission is successful. The first Indian astronaut lands on the moon. The moment he steps his foot on moon he is shocked to see 2 Indians already present on the moon.

The astronaut asks them : “Who are u?”

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“Cameraman Baabji tho Bujji…...TV99"

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Encounter with a rickshaw driver in Mumbai:-

Suvendu Roy of Titan Industries shares his inspirational encounter with a rickshaw driver in Mumbai

Last Sunday, my wife, kid and I had to travel to Andheri from Bandra. When I waved at a passing auto rickshaw, little did I expect that this ride would be any different. As we set off, my eyes fell on a few magazines (kept in an aircraft style pouch) behind the driver's back rest. I looked in front and there was a small TV. The driver had put on the Doordarshan channel. My wife and I looked at each other with disbelief and amusement. In front of me was a small first-aid box with cotton, dettol and some medicines. This was enough for me to realise that I was in a special vehicle. Then I looked around again, and discovered more -there was a radio, fire extinguisher, wall clock, calendar, and pictures and symbols of all faiths - from Islam and Christianity to Buddhism, Hinduism and Sikhism. There were also pictures of the heroes of 26/11- Kamte, Salaskar, Karkare and Unnikrishnan. I realised that not only my vehicle, but also my driver was special. I started chatting with him and the initial sense of ridicule and disbelief gradually diminished. I gathered that he had been driving an auto rickshaw for the past 8-9 years; he had lost his job when his employer's plastic company was shut down. He had two school-going children, and he drove from 8 in the morning till 10 at night. No break unless he was unwell. "Sahab, ghar mein baith ke TV dekh kar kya faida? Do paisa income karega toh future mein kaam aayega." (Sir, what's the use of simply sitting at home and watching TV? If I earn some income, then it will be useful in the future.) We realised that we had come across a man who represents Mumbai - the spirit of work, the spirit of travel and the spirit of excelling in life. I asked him whether he does anything else as I figured that he did not have too much spare time. He said that he goes to an old age home for women in Andheri once a week or whenever he has some extra income, where he donates tooth brushes, toothpastes, soap, hair oil, and other items of daily use. He pointed out to a painted message below the meter that read: "25 per cent discount on metered fare for the handicapped. Free rides for blind passengers up to Rs50?. He also said that his auto was mentioned on Radio Mirchi twice by the station RJs. The Marathi press in Mumbai know about him and have written a few pieces on him and his vehicle. My wife and I were struck with awe. The man was a HERO! A hero who deserves all our respect. I know that my son, once he grows up, will realise that we have met a genuine hero. He has put questions to me such as why should we help other people? I will try to keep this incident alive in his memory. Our journey came to an end; 45 minutes of a lesson in humility, selflessness and of a hero-worshipping Mumbai - my temporary home. We disembarked, and all I could do was to pay him a tip that would hardly cover a free ride for a blind man. Some Pictures:


He has got a first aid box on the left and a newspaper box on right (which had all hindi-english- marathi-gujrati and economic times)

He has got a tv on the top with cable (I was watching colors channel) and below tat is the tissue box. on the left is the mandir types and dont miss the "Only gandhigiri" written there , below tat is the calender and a notepad and pen along with a blue fan (which is blowing towards the customer who sits)

Sunday, July 12, 2009

Honduran President రిఫరెండం effect

Earlier this year, Honduran President Manuel Zelaya, losing popularity, decided to hold a referendum as a first step towards changing the existing constitution. However, opposition members opposed the decision, fully preventing the holding of a referendum. What this has led? Of course, to civil strife. President expelled from the country, sending a plane in a pajamas. Now, supporters and opponents of the old regime came to the barricades. It seems that Cuba is facing the beginning of civil war. I hope nevertheless that it will not, and could be resolved peacefully.