Friday, May 22, 2009

Just for Fun...

One Senior most Tolly Actor practising CHIRU's dialogue (TAGORE)..ippativaraku na cinemalu 440...andhulo HITLU 4..Floplu 40..Utterfloplu 140..Varam Adinavi 80..Varam kuda adanivi 60..Fans matrame chudanivi 20..Ika migilinavi 16..Vatilo asalu release kaanivi 14..migilina 2 sagamlo apesaru..natho cinema theesi suicide chesukunna nirmathalu 4..cinema chustu chachina fans 4232..Chala inka amina kavala?-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Kannayya ur son is dead.hearing this kannayya jumpsfrom 50th floor..at 35th floor he realizes "i dont have a son"at 25th floor "i'm not married"at 3rd floor "SH*T I'm not kannayya. i am ____ayya..-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
ATHADU DIALOGUE:Nuvvu padivelu ichina S.I. ki nenu laksha rupayalu istha... ______ cinema chusi poyadani raasestadu..polam kavalo pranam kavalo telchuko.-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
City mottam godavaga undibayataku rakuBuses, C.D shops tagala pedutunnaru..enduko telusa "M______U" audio vine ekamga 108 mandi 108 lo hospital palayyaru..-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

ayya interview-Interviewer: me Jnr ki accident enduku ayyindi?
ayya: While driving, maavadu brake kotta boyi thoda kottadu dhoola theeripoyindi na kodukki

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If a Politician turned actor is hero in Pokiri in hospital scene,Illyana: emi chesthuntaru meeru? hero: Mari antha gatiga adigithe yem cheptham..nuvvemi anukuntunnav..?Illyana: Bahusha age ayipoyi, kuturu lechipoyi, alludu madaga, tammudu tedaga, cinemalu leka kaliga untu, 'P'aniki 'R'ani 'P'arty petukuni, roja tho banda boothulu thintu, ururu thirige sanasivi anukuntuna.
hero: Correct nenu ade..-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
FLASH NEWS:King of POP and World's best dancer Micheal Jackson was arrested by cops on accusing him on attempt to Suicide..You know the reason y?....he watched the dance video of ___ayya..-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
__ayya is remaking TITANIC as"Samudram lo Sanyasi". In the end he doesn't die but swims across the ocean with heroine in one hand and..........TITANIC on other hand.

1 comment:

Viswa Ravi said...

aemaatakaamaate kaani

keka collection mastaaru :-) :-)