the year is 2020 and India’s much awaited MAN-ON-THE-MOON mission is successful. The first Indian astronaut lands on the moon. The moment he steps his foot on moon he is shocked to see 2 Indians already present on the moon.
The astronaut asks them : “Who are u?”
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“Cameraman Baabji tho Bujji…...TV99"
Monday, September 14, 2009
Thursday, July 23, 2009
Encounter with a rickshaw driver in Mumbai:-
Suvendu Roy of Titan Industries shares his inspirational encounter with a rickshaw driver in Mumbai
Last Sunday, my wife, kid and I had to travel to Andheri from Bandra. When I waved at a passing auto rickshaw, little did I expect that this ride would be any different. As we set off, my eyes fell on a few magazines (kept in an aircraft style pouch) behind the driver's back rest. I looked in front and there was a small TV. The driver had put on the Doordarshan channel. My wife and I looked at each other with disbelief and amusement. In front of me was a small first-aid box with cotton, dettol and some medicines. This was enough for me to realise that I was in a special vehicle. Then I looked around again, and discovered more -there was a radio, fire extinguisher, wall clock, calendar, and pictures and symbols of all faiths - from Islam and Christianity to Buddhism, Hinduism and Sikhism. There were also pictures of the heroes of 26/11- Kamte, Salaskar, Karkare and Unnikrishnan. I realised that not only my vehicle, but also my driver was special. I started chatting with him and the initial sense of ridicule and disbelief gradually diminished. I gathered that he had been driving an auto rickshaw for the past 8-9 years; he had lost his job when his employer's plastic company was shut down. He had two school-going children, and he drove from 8 in the morning till 10 at night. No break unless he was unwell. "Sahab, ghar mein baith ke TV dekh kar kya faida? Do paisa income karega toh future mein kaam aayega." (Sir, what's the use of simply sitting at home and watching TV? If I earn some income, then it will be useful in the future.) We realised that we had come across a man who represents Mumbai - the spirit of work, the spirit of travel and the spirit of excelling in life. I asked him whether he does anything else as I figured that he did not have too much spare time. He said that he goes to an old age home for women in Andheri once a week or whenever he has some extra income, where he donates tooth brushes, toothpastes, soap, hair oil, and other items of daily use. He pointed out to a painted message below the meter that read: "25 per cent discount on metered fare for the handicapped. Free rides for blind passengers up to Rs50?. He also said that his auto was mentioned on Radio Mirchi twice by the station RJs. The Marathi press in Mumbai know about him and have written a few pieces on him and his vehicle. My wife and I were struck with awe. The man was a HERO! A hero who deserves all our respect. I know that my son, once he grows up, will realise that we have met a genuine hero. He has put questions to me such as why should we help other people? I will try to keep this incident alive in his memory. Our journey came to an end; 45 minutes of a lesson in humility, selflessness and of a hero-worshipping Mumbai - my temporary home. We disembarked, and all I could do was to pay him a tip that would hardly cover a free ride for a blind man. Some Pictures:
He has got a first aid box on the left and a newspaper box on right (which had all hindi-english- marathi-gujrati and economic times)
He has got a tv on the top with cable (I was watching colors channel) and below tat is the tissue box. on the left is the mandir types and dont miss the "Only gandhigiri" written there , below tat is the calender and a notepad and pen along with a blue fan (which is blowing towards the customer who sits)
Last Sunday, my wife, kid and I had to travel to Andheri from Bandra. When I waved at a passing auto rickshaw, little did I expect that this ride would be any different. As we set off, my eyes fell on a few magazines (kept in an aircraft style pouch) behind the driver's back rest. I looked in front and there was a small TV. The driver had put on the Doordarshan channel. My wife and I looked at each other with disbelief and amusement. In front of me was a small first-aid box with cotton, dettol and some medicines. This was enough for me to realise that I was in a special vehicle. Then I looked around again, and discovered more -there was a radio, fire extinguisher, wall clock, calendar, and pictures and symbols of all faiths - from Islam and Christianity to Buddhism, Hinduism and Sikhism. There were also pictures of the heroes of 26/11- Kamte, Salaskar, Karkare and Unnikrishnan. I realised that not only my vehicle, but also my driver was special. I started chatting with him and the initial sense of ridicule and disbelief gradually diminished. I gathered that he had been driving an auto rickshaw for the past 8-9 years; he had lost his job when his employer's plastic company was shut down. He had two school-going children, and he drove from 8 in the morning till 10 at night. No break unless he was unwell. "Sahab, ghar mein baith ke TV dekh kar kya faida? Do paisa income karega toh future mein kaam aayega." (Sir, what's the use of simply sitting at home and watching TV? If I earn some income, then it will be useful in the future.) We realised that we had come across a man who represents Mumbai - the spirit of work, the spirit of travel and the spirit of excelling in life. I asked him whether he does anything else as I figured that he did not have too much spare time. He said that he goes to an old age home for women in Andheri once a week or whenever he has some extra income, where he donates tooth brushes, toothpastes, soap, hair oil, and other items of daily use. He pointed out to a painted message below the meter that read: "25 per cent discount on metered fare for the handicapped. Free rides for blind passengers up to Rs50?. He also said that his auto was mentioned on Radio Mirchi twice by the station RJs. The Marathi press in Mumbai know about him and have written a few pieces on him and his vehicle. My wife and I were struck with awe. The man was a HERO! A hero who deserves all our respect. I know that my son, once he grows up, will realise that we have met a genuine hero. He has put questions to me such as why should we help other people? I will try to keep this incident alive in his memory. Our journey came to an end; 45 minutes of a lesson in humility, selflessness and of a hero-worshipping Mumbai - my temporary home. We disembarked, and all I could do was to pay him a tip that would hardly cover a free ride for a blind man. Some Pictures:
He has got a first aid box on the left and a newspaper box on right (which had all hindi-english- marathi-gujrati and economic times)
He has got a tv on the top with cable (I was watching colors channel) and below tat is the tissue box. on the left is the mandir types and dont miss the "Only gandhigiri" written there , below tat is the calender and a notepad and pen along with a blue fan (which is blowing towards the customer who sits)
Sunday, July 12, 2009
Honduran President రిఫరెండం effect
Earlier this year, Honduran President Manuel Zelaya, losing popularity, decided to hold a referendum as a first step towards changing the existing constitution. However, opposition members opposed the decision, fully preventing the holding of a referendum. What this has led? Of course, to civil strife. President expelled from the country, sending a plane in a pajamas. Now, supporters and opponents of the old regime came to the barricades. It seems that Cuba is facing the beginning of civil war. I hope nevertheless that it will not, and could be resolved peacefully.
రియల్ హీరోస్
Baby Killer Drug addicts in China took hostage two-year daughter. Moreover, he posted it from the eighth floor. Christ Child gallant officer, who picked up to the window, risking their lives.
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
ఈ ఆయుధాన్ని వాడండి...
Dear All, Government of India has an online Grievance forum at http://www.pgportal.gov.in Can you imagine this is happening in INDIA ? The govt. wants people to use this tool to highlight the problems they faced while dealing with Government officials or departments like
1) Railways
2) Posts
3) Telecom (incl. Bharat Sanchar Nigam Limited (BSNL) & Mahanagar Telephone Nigam Limited (MTNL)
4) Urban Development (Delhi Development Authority (DDA), Land & Development Office (L&DO), Central Public Works Department (CPWD), etc)
5) Petroleum & Natural Gas
6) Civil Aviation (Air India, Airports Authority of India, etc)
7) Shipping, Road Transport & Highways
8) Tourism
9) Public Sector Banks Allahabad Bank Andhra Bank, Bank of Baroda Bank of India Bank of Maharashtra Canara Bank Central Bank of India Corporation Bank Dena Bank Indian Bank Indian Overseas Bank Industrial Development Bank of India Ltd National Bank for Agriculture and Rural Development Oriental Bank of Commerce Punjab & Sind Bank Punjab National Bank Small Industries Development Bank of India State Bank of Bikaner & Jaipur State Bank of Hyderabad State Bank of India State Bank of Indore State Bank of Mysore State Bank of Patiala State Bank of Travancore Syndicate Bank UCO Bank Union Bank of India United Bank of India Vijaya Bank
10) Public Sector Insurance Companies GIC of India Life Insurance Corporation of India National Insurance Company Ltd. The New India Assurance Company Ltd. The Oriental Insurance Company Ltd. United India Insurance Company Ltd.
11) National Saving Scheme of Ministry of Finance
12) Employees' Provident Fund Organization
13) Regional Passport Authorities Regional Passport Office, Ahemadabad Regional Passport Office, Amritsar Regional Passport Office, Bangalore Regional Passport Office, Bareilly Regional Passport Office, Bhopal Regional Passport Office, Bhubaneswar Regional Passport Office, Chandigarh Regional Passport Office, Chennai Regional Passport Office, Cochin Regional Passport Office, Coimbatore Regional Passport Office, Dehradun Regional Passport Office, Delhi Regional Passport Office, Ghaziabad Regional Passport Office, Goa Regional Passport Office, Guwahati Regional Passport Office, Hyderabad Regional Passport Office, Jaipur Regional Passport Office, Jalandhar Regional Passport Office, Jammu Regional Passport Office, Kolkata Regional Passport Office, Kozhikode Regional Passport Office, Lucknow Regional Passport Office, Madurai Regional Passport Office, Malappuram Regional Passport Office, Mumbai Regional Passport Office, Nagpur Regional Passport Office, Patna Regional Passport Office, Pune Regional Passport Office, Raipur Regional Passport Office, Ranchi Regional Passport Office, Shimla Regional Passport Office, Srinagar Regional Passport Office, Surat Regional Passport Office, Thane Regional Passport Office, Trichy Regional Passport Office, Trivandrum Regional Passport Office, Visakhapatnam
14) Central Government Health Scheme
15) Central Board of Secondary Education
16) Kendriya Vidyalaya Sangathan
17) National Institute of Open Schooling
18) Navodaya Vidyalaya Samiti
19) Central Universities
20) ESI Hospitals and Dispensaries directly controlled by ESI Corporation under Ministry of Labour
Many of us say that these things don't work in India . Couple of months back, the Faridabad Municipal Corporation laid new roads in his area and the residents were very happy about it. But 2 weeks later, BSNL dug up the newly laid roads to install new cables which annoyed all the residents. A resident used the above listed grievance forum to highlight his concern. To his surprise, BSNL and Municipal Corporation of Faridabad were served a show cause notice and the guy received a copy of the notice in one week. Government has asked the MC and BSNL about the goof up as it's clear that both the government departments were not in sync at all. So use this grievance forum and educate others who don't know about this facility. This way we can at least raise our concerns instead of just talking about the 'System' in India . Invite your friends to contribute for many such happenings. PLEASE SPREAD THIS MESSAGE AND GET A BETTER FUTURE & FORWARD THIS MAIL TO AS MANY AS POSSIBLE.
1) Railways
2) Posts
3) Telecom (incl. Bharat Sanchar Nigam Limited (BSNL) & Mahanagar Telephone Nigam Limited (MTNL)
4) Urban Development (Delhi Development Authority (DDA), Land & Development Office (L&DO), Central Public Works Department (CPWD), etc)
5) Petroleum & Natural Gas
6) Civil Aviation (Air India, Airports Authority of India, etc)
7) Shipping, Road Transport & Highways
8) Tourism
9) Public Sector Banks Allahabad Bank Andhra Bank, Bank of Baroda Bank of India Bank of Maharashtra Canara Bank Central Bank of India Corporation Bank Dena Bank Indian Bank Indian Overseas Bank Industrial Development Bank of India Ltd National Bank for Agriculture and Rural Development Oriental Bank of Commerce Punjab & Sind Bank Punjab National Bank Small Industries Development Bank of India State Bank of Bikaner & Jaipur State Bank of Hyderabad State Bank of India State Bank of Indore State Bank of Mysore State Bank of Patiala State Bank of Travancore Syndicate Bank UCO Bank Union Bank of India United Bank of India Vijaya Bank
10) Public Sector Insurance Companies GIC of India Life Insurance Corporation of India National Insurance Company Ltd. The New India Assurance Company Ltd. The Oriental Insurance Company Ltd. United India Insurance Company Ltd.
11) National Saving Scheme of Ministry of Finance
12) Employees' Provident Fund Organization
13) Regional Passport Authorities Regional Passport Office, Ahemadabad Regional Passport Office, Amritsar Regional Passport Office, Bangalore Regional Passport Office, Bareilly Regional Passport Office, Bhopal Regional Passport Office, Bhubaneswar Regional Passport Office, Chandigarh Regional Passport Office, Chennai Regional Passport Office, Cochin Regional Passport Office, Coimbatore Regional Passport Office, Dehradun Regional Passport Office, Delhi Regional Passport Office, Ghaziabad Regional Passport Office, Goa Regional Passport Office, Guwahati Regional Passport Office, Hyderabad Regional Passport Office, Jaipur Regional Passport Office, Jalandhar Regional Passport Office, Jammu Regional Passport Office, Kolkata Regional Passport Office, Kozhikode Regional Passport Office, Lucknow Regional Passport Office, Madurai Regional Passport Office, Malappuram Regional Passport Office, Mumbai Regional Passport Office, Nagpur Regional Passport Office, Patna Regional Passport Office, Pune Regional Passport Office, Raipur Regional Passport Office, Ranchi Regional Passport Office, Shimla Regional Passport Office, Srinagar Regional Passport Office, Surat Regional Passport Office, Thane Regional Passport Office, Trichy Regional Passport Office, Trivandrum Regional Passport Office, Visakhapatnam
14) Central Government Health Scheme
15) Central Board of Secondary Education
16) Kendriya Vidyalaya Sangathan
17) National Institute of Open Schooling
18) Navodaya Vidyalaya Samiti
19) Central Universities
20) ESI Hospitals and Dispensaries directly controlled by ESI Corporation under Ministry of Labour
Many of us say that these things don't work in India . Couple of months back, the Faridabad Municipal Corporation laid new roads in his area and the residents were very happy about it. But 2 weeks later, BSNL dug up the newly laid roads to install new cables which annoyed all the residents. A resident used the above listed grievance forum to highlight his concern. To his surprise, BSNL and Municipal Corporation of Faridabad were served a show cause notice and the guy received a copy of the notice in one week. Government has asked the MC and BSNL about the goof up as it's clear that both the government departments were not in sync at all. So use this grievance forum and educate others who don't know about this facility. This way we can at least raise our concerns instead of just talking about the 'System' in India . Invite your friends to contribute for many such happenings. PLEASE SPREAD THIS MESSAGE AND GET A BETTER FUTURE & FORWARD THIS MAIL TO AS MANY AS POSSIBLE.
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
BLOOD
Dear All,
Now it has become easier to get the blood we need. All you have to do is just type "BLOOD and send SMS to 96000 97000" EX: "BLOOD B+" A BLOOD DONOR WILL CALL YOU!! So please pass this message to all. It certainly would save many lives. It’s a Must to Know & Share. Do it now.... Forward this to all your friends whom you care ....as the minute you spare to share this information can save somebody's life with rare Blood Group! If you couldn't be a Donor be a Communicator.
Now it has become easier to get the blood we need. All you have to do is just type "BLOOD
Monday, June 1, 2009
Zoo Accident...!
Perfect refuge in the zoo.
At Berlin Zoo 34-year-old woman fell into the enclosure for polar bears.
Zoo workers were able to rescue the woman, although one of the bears managed to bite it a few times.
By the way, the world-famous Knut was sitting in the same enclosure, but participation in the attack on the man did not take. Injured taken to hospital for treatment and Virchow survey.
The police assumes that the woman may suffer emotional distress as a number of witnesses the incident claimed that it
« is not accidentally fell into the enclosure, and it bailed itself «
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
EXCLUSIVELY FOR Asians
Ques: We know that 2/10=0.2 but Prove that 2/10=2
Ans : Normal students insist Question is "OUT of Syllabus".
but Asians replied: 2=two, 10=ten. therefore Two/Ten = Two/Ten = wo/en. w=23, o=15, e=5, n=14. therefore w+o=23+15=38 & e+n=5+14=19 Therefore wo/en=38/19=2. Hence Proved…….
FOR, Asians “It doesn’t matter wats the answer , they say way answer u want.. ."
BlankLessons in Logic
If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviation" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
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"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day Than waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
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"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours
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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........
Sunday, May 24, 2009
For Faggers....
Question: You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2 Cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You don't have anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it?
Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat will become LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can light the other Cigarette another deadly answer.
Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette If that was not enough, one more deadly answer....
Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP - TIP) "TIP TIP barsa Pani. Pani ne aag lagayee." us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee"................. ........If that was not enough even uptill now, one more deadly answer....
Start praising one cigarette, The other will get jealous & "jalney lagega"
So enjoy these tips when ever u dont have a lighter....
For more tips dont search for me......
Friday, May 22, 2009
Just for Fun...
One Senior most Tolly Actor practising CHIRU's dialogue (TAGORE)..ippativaraku na cinemalu 440...andhulo HITLU 4..Floplu 40..Utterfloplu 140..Varam Adinavi 80..Varam kuda adanivi 60..Fans matrame chudanivi 20..Ika migilinavi 16..Vatilo asalu release kaanivi 14..migilina 2 sagamlo apesaru..natho cinema theesi suicide chesukunna nirmathalu 4..cinema chustu chachina fans 4232..Chala inka amina kavala?-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Kannayya ur son is dead.hearing this kannayya jumpsfrom 50th floor..at 35th floor he realizes "i dont have a son"at 25th floor "i'm not married"at 3rd floor "SH*T I'm not kannayya. i am ____ayya..-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
ATHADU DIALOGUE:Nuvvu padivelu ichina S.I. ki nenu laksha rupayalu istha... ______ cinema chusi poyadani raasestadu..polam kavalo pranam kavalo telchuko.-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
City mottam godavaga undibayataku rakuBuses, C.D shops tagala pedutunnaru..enduko telusa "M______U" audio vine ekamga 108 mandi 108 lo hospital palayyaru..-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
ayya interview-Interviewer: me Jnr ki accident enduku ayyindi?
ayya: While driving, maavadu brake kotta boyi thoda kottadu dhoola theeripoyindi na kodukki
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If a Politician turned actor is hero in Pokiri in hospital scene,Illyana: emi chesthuntaru meeru? hero: Mari antha gatiga adigithe yem cheptham..nuvvemi anukuntunnav..?Illyana: Bahusha age ayipoyi, kuturu lechipoyi, alludu madaga, tammudu tedaga, cinemalu leka kaliga untu, 'P'aniki 'R'ani 'P'arty petukuni, roja tho banda boothulu thintu, ururu thirige sanasivi anukuntuna.
hero: Correct nenu ade..-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
FLASH NEWS:King of POP and World's best dancer Micheal Jackson was arrested by cops on accusing him on attempt to Suicide..You know the reason y?....he watched the dance video of ___ayya..-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
__ayya is remaking TITANIC as"Samudram lo Sanyasi". In the end he doesn't die but swims across the ocean with heroine in one hand and..........TITANIC on other hand.
Kannayya ur son is dead.hearing this kannayya jumpsfrom 50th floor..at 35th floor he realizes "i dont have a son"at 25th floor "i'm not married"at 3rd floor "SH*T I'm not kannayya. i am ____ayya..-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
ATHADU DIALOGUE:Nuvvu padivelu ichina S.I. ki nenu laksha rupayalu istha... ______ cinema chusi poyadani raasestadu..polam kavalo pranam kavalo telchuko.-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
City mottam godavaga undibayataku rakuBuses, C.D shops tagala pedutunnaru..enduko telusa "M______U" audio vine ekamga 108 mandi 108 lo hospital palayyaru..-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
ayya interview-Interviewer: me Jnr ki accident enduku ayyindi?
ayya: While driving, maavadu brake kotta boyi thoda kottadu dhoola theeripoyindi na kodukki
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If a Politician turned actor is hero in Pokiri in hospital scene,Illyana: emi chesthuntaru meeru? hero: Mari antha gatiga adigithe yem cheptham..nuvvemi anukuntunnav..?Illyana: Bahusha age ayipoyi, kuturu lechipoyi, alludu madaga, tammudu tedaga, cinemalu leka kaliga untu, 'P'aniki 'R'ani 'P'arty petukuni, roja tho banda boothulu thintu, ururu thirige sanasivi anukuntuna.
hero: Correct nenu ade..-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
FLASH NEWS:King of POP and World's best dancer Micheal Jackson was arrested by cops on accusing him on attempt to Suicide..You know the reason y?....he watched the dance video of ___ayya..-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
__ayya is remaking TITANIC as"Samudram lo Sanyasi". In the end he doesn't die but swims across the ocean with heroine in one hand and..........TITANIC on other hand.
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