EXCLUSIVELY FOR Asians

Ques: We know that 2/10=0.2 but Prove that 2/10=2

Ans : Normal students insist Question is "OUT of Syllabus".

but Asians replied: 2=two, 10=ten. therefore Two/Ten = Two/Ten = wo/en. w=23, o=15, e=5, n=14. therefore w+o=23+15=38 & e+n=5+14=19 Therefore wo/en=38/19=2. Hence Proved…….

FOR, Asians “It doesn’t matter wats the answer , they say way answer u want.. ."

BlankLessons in Logic

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviation" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
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"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day Than waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
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"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours
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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.

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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........

For Faggers....

Question: You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2 Cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You don't have anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it?

Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat will become LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can light the other Cigarette another deadly answer.

Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette If that was not enough, one more deadly answer....

Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP - TIP) "TIP TIP barsa Pani. Pani ne aag lagayee." us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee"................. ........If that was not enough even uptill now, one more deadly answer....

Start praising one cigarette, The other will get jealous & "jalney lagega"

So enjoy these tips when ever u dont have a lighter....

For more tips dont search for me......

Just for Fun...

One Senior most Tolly Actor practising CHIRU's dialogue (TAGORE)..ippativaraku na cinemalu 440...andhulo HITLU 4..Floplu 40..Utterfloplu 140..Varam Adinavi 80..Varam kuda adanivi 60..Fans matrame chudanivi 20..Ika migilinavi 16..Vatilo asalu release kaanivi 14..migilina 2 sagamlo apesaru..natho cinema theesi suicide chesukunna nirmathalu 4..cinema chustu chachina fans 4232..Chala inka amina kavala?-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Kannayya ur son is dead.hearing this kannayya jumpsfrom 50th floor..at 35th floor he realizes "i dont have a son"at 25th floor "i'm not married"at 3rd floor "SH*T I'm not kannayya. i am ____ayya..-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
ATHADU DIALOGUE:Nuvvu padivelu ichina S.I. ki nenu laksha rupayalu istha... ______ cinema chusi poyadani raasestadu..polam kavalo pranam kavalo telchuko.-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
City mottam godavaga undibayataku rakuBuses, C.D shops tagala pedutunnaru..enduko telusa "M______U" audio vine ekamga 108 mandi 108 lo hospital palayyaru..-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

ayya interview-Interviewer: me Jnr ki accident enduku ayyindi?
ayya: While driving, maavadu brake kotta boyi thoda kottadu dhoola theeripoyindi na kodukki

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If a Politician turned actor is hero in Pokiri in hospital scene,Illyana: emi chesthuntaru meeru? hero: Mari antha gatiga adigithe yem cheptham..nuvvemi anukuntunnav..?Illyana: Bahusha age ayipoyi, kuturu lechipoyi, alludu madaga, tammudu tedaga, cinemalu leka kaliga untu, 'P'aniki 'R'ani 'P'arty petukuni, roja tho banda boothulu thintu, ururu thirige sanasivi anukuntuna.
hero: Correct nenu ade..-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
FLASH NEWS:King of POP and World's best dancer Micheal Jackson was arrested by cops on accusing him on attempt to Suicide..You know the reason y?....he watched the dance video of ___ayya..-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
__ayya is remaking TITANIC as"Samudram lo Sanyasi". In the end he doesn't die but swims across the ocean with heroine in one hand and..........TITANIC on other hand.